The Definition of Runescape

These are a few of the funnier definitions for the game RuneScape found on Urbandictionary.com.

1. this game reminds me of people playing snkae on cell phones. once youve played it and you get bored later, its the first thing you think of doing. you know its a waste of time but you cant stop. i advise you to NEVER play this unless you want it to consume your soul... i wish i hadnt gotten into it...
   runescape has a better chance of taking over the world than hitler had...
2. A "runescape" is what you call any game that is just a knock off of anything else.
   You can call anything a "runescape" if it has any of the underlieing problems:
   1. over crowding
   2. Too many 12 years olds on all the time
   3. General lag or bad graphics.
   You know, this game might become like runescape too , with all the overcrowding and lag.
3. Runescape is a very addicting game. I used to play Neopets which i thik is gay now. But this game brought me away from everything, my friends and family. Now i go upstair and the first thing i do is play runescape. I now give my self more time to spend with my family. This game is addicting and before you play you should no when its time to stop.
   
   Dad:hey lets go play some b-ball
   son:No, i am working on runescape maby later.
   three days go by
   dad:now can we play some b-ball
   son:No im still working on runescape
   dad: you have been on it for days its time to stop!
   dad turns off pc
   son:i hate you i will never speak to you again!
4. Ok where do i start...Well all i have to say about this fucking game is that it will steal your soul and rape it. Its full of 30 year old nerds living in their mom's basement. This god damn game stole about 4 months out of my life! I EVEN WANTED TO STOP PLAYING THIS GAME AND GO OUTSIDE BUT I JUST WOULD FREAKING MOVE!!! FUCK!!! Im telling you watever you do DONT PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME! You will turn into a loser and you just wont do anthing. My god. because of this game, i procrastined my freakin homework off to midnight cause of this damn game and STAYED UP TO 4 IN THE MORNING FOR A WEEK! (This happened twice cause of this fuckin game) This game may be addicting, but think about it, everyone who plays this is a nerd, your soul will be stolen and raped, your grades will plummet, you will have no life, and you will become a nerd and a loser. This happened to me (except becomin a nerd and loser). TAKE MY ADVICE! DESTROY YOUR ACCOUNT IF YOU HAVE ONE AND NEVER THINK ABOUT RUNESCAPE AGAIN!! You will want to shoot yourself because of what runecape does to you.
   runescape addict: yo i just gained 50 lvls and my charcter is amazing now! all rite!!!
   absolute silence.... Theres no one in his mom's basement to hear him and everyone hates him anyways cause he's a nerd and a loser. No one would listen to him anyways.
   The next day this guy kills himself because runescape has destroyed all his dreams of becoming something great. All colleges that he applied to bitch slapped him and told him to get a life. After this, he had no choice but to end his life because he had no life to begin with.....
5. A large MMORPG game with the qualities of the following.
   -Heroin
   -Nicotine
   -Caffeine
6. legal alternative to crack-cocaine

There are a total of 128 definitions, you can check them all out at Urbandictionary.com by clicking here.

More Strange Facts About the Game

• The leather gloves found in the game are not "real" leather gloves, they are mittens, the real leather gloves are the ones obtained through the recipe for disaster quest.
• When you log in you always face the same direction.
• There is a dog in south Falador that will eat bones you feed it.
• You lose weight when you eat something.
• When you eat cabbage it says, "You ate a cabbage, Yuck!" But as you eat alot of it, it starts to taste better.
• The cabbage in the Draynor Mansion taste better than the normal cabbage and give a +1 def bonus.
• When you use a raw herring on a tree it says, "This is not the mightiest tree in the forest."
• Opening a skill menu keeps your prayer and pot bonuses from draining, this trick also works at the Rogues Den.

Submit your knowledge for credit.

RuneMonkey

http://www.runemonkey.net

About RuneMonkey:

What Rune Monkey is...Rune Monkey is a database driven website dedicated to providing a high quality resource for Runescape players regarding stores, items, locations and monsters. Have you ever wondered... Where are all the stores that sell ropes for how much? How many different monsters drop death runes? Which pubs sell which drinks?

-Quoted from runemonkey.net

Make sure you check out runemonkey's highscore tracking feature, one of the top reasons to use runemonkey!

Tiko

Tiko - Online RuneScape Toolkit hosted by Zybez

What is Tiko? Tiko, derived from 'ToolKit Online', is the first web-based toolkit which provides quick access to RuneScape worlds alongside interactive tools and information. All features of Tiko are just a few clicks away making it the ultimate tool for all RuneScape Players. Is Tiko safe? Since there are no downloads required, there is no risk of getting a keylogger or virus while using it. Feel free to examine the source code.

-Quoted from zybez.net

Did You Know?

Did You Know? (Runescape)

There's probably alot about the game you never knew. This is a list of different facts and stats about the game in general. You may have heard some of these before, but chances are there's you'll learn something new. If you know anything unique about the game submit your knowledge for credit to beantier@gmail.com.

• There are currently over ten million active free players and nearly one million paying members.
• Runescape is rated among the most popular online games in the world.
• The world in which Runescape exists is not the land of "Runescape" the correct term for "The World of Runescape" is Gielinor.
• Runescape Classic was released on January 4, 2001, and Runescape2 was released March 29, 2004.
• Work on Runescape began with Andrew Gower working on a program in 1998 known as DeviousMUD. With the help of his brother, Paul Gower, the game evolved into Runescape and was released in beta version on Jaunary 4, 2001; running out of their parent's house in Nottingham.
• Jagex mods can create items in their inventory, modify their skills, go to any location in the game, walk through scenery, and onto any terrain.
• You can not trade with or attack Jagex mods.
• JAGEX is actually an acronym for Java Games Experts.
• All of the Runescape songs take up 562.67 MB (590,001,662 Bytes) of space.
• There are a total of 13 Runescape gods, can you name them all, or even more than three?
• Did you know Andrew Gower started programming at age 7? He is currently 27 years old and a self made millionaire.
• Click here to see a picture of Andrew Gower around 1998.
  
• The map of DeviousMUD is a mirror image of the current area of RuneScape.
• Andrew Gower enjoys Karate, Sailing, Programming, Playing the keyboard, reading science-fiction books, playing board games, and kite-flying.
• Jagex is working on a new undisclosed game. Although no official information has been released about this as of yet it is said to be another RPG due to the roles described in the job. Jagex has started rumours indicating that they are to release their new game in February 2008.
• It could be a Sci-Fi based game rather than a fantasy based setting as in RuneScape. This information comes from the job requirements for (Junior) Concept Artist/3D Modeller on the Jagex jobs page.

Some information taken from Wikipedia.

Humorous Jagex Support

Check out these funny screenshots of ban appeals. Both are obvious jokes, but were successful in un-banning the accounts. It seems all you have to do to get your account un-banned is blame it on Jesus.

Screenshot 1
Screenshot 2

Note: This is a repost from a previous version of this blog.